Nombre Apellido Apellido

Cell: 555-666-7777
Cell: 555-666-7777

I am an outgoing and energetic (ask anybody) young professional, seeking a
career that fits my professional skills, personality, and murderous tendencies.
My squid-like head is a masterful problem solver and inspires fear in who gaze upon it.
I can bring world domination to your organization.


Withering Madness University – Planet Vhoorl

Major: Public Relations
Minor: Scale Tending


Office skills

Office and records management, database administration, event organization, customer support, travel coordination

Computer skills

Microsoft productivity software (Word, Excel, etc), Adobe Creative Suite, Windows


Doomsday Cult

  • Inspired and won highest peasant death competition among servants
  • Helped coordinate managers to grow cult following
  • Provided untimely deaths to all who opposed

The Watering Hole Bartender/Server – Milwaukee, WI – 2009

  • Worked on grass-roots promotional campaigns
  • Reduced theft and property damage percentages
  • Janitorial work, Laundry
World Domination, Deep Sea Diving, Murder Most Foul
Available on request